耳をすませば

聞こえる。

またや。また聞こえる

最近なかったのに

なんで来るんや‥‥‥おれには理由がわからん

どーゆー周期で来るのか、時期もわからん

最近ある事件のせいで俺の五感が研ぎ澄まされて過敏になってる

からいつもより大きく聞こえるだけなのか‥‥‥

その事件とゆーのが、私の聖域(自宅)に初めて悪の化身、黒き悪魔

(ゴキブリ)が現れて、歴史を揺るがす程の死闘が繰り広げられのだ

ヤツは途中フライングニーなど卑怯極まりない飛び技などを駆使し

私をあと一歩のところまで追いつめたのだが、空中姿勢でムリが

生じたのか、壁に掛けてあった帽子に不時着したのだ

その時！私は閃いた。今こそ玄関で長年霊力を溜め込んで(コエンマ

のおしゃぶり級)ある傘を使う時だと。

その傘２本を手に取りヤツとの間合いをジリジリと詰めていく

‥‥‥‥‥‥‥‥

どれほど時が経ったかはわからない。自然と体が動いた

二刀流「居合」羅生門がみごと炸裂した

勝った。勝ったのだ
いつもヤツとの勝負は人に頼り切って生きてきたのだが、

味方がいない状況での初めての死闘。我ながらよく勝てたと思う

やればできるんだと自分を褒めてあげたい

亡骸の処理は試行錯誤で完全にヘタレ腰で丁寧に葬ってやった。

この死闘以来、五感がギンギン状態で

サってなんか動いた気配あるだけで、ビクッ！！ってなるし

そんな状態で夜中に寝ようと布団の中で気を鎮めているとですよ、

聞こえてくるではないですか。あれが。

そうです。あれです

『マーーーーーーーーーーオ』です

『マーオ』『マーーーオ』『マァァァアアアオ』

猫のバトル部屋の真横でやるんやめて！！！

ほんまビビるぐらい騒がしいからwwwww

短期決戦の時もあれば、信じれんくらいなっがい時もあるし

一回終った思ったら、たまに数分後また殺り合うときもあるし

なんのタイミングで始まんのか周期的なんか時期なんかも

全然わからんけど、やめてっ！！！！！！

静かに寝かせて＞＜

動物好きやけど、さすがにイライラするわ(#´∀｀)

『マーーーーオ』ってトラウマなるwwww

こいつらうるさいだけで全部の猫が嫌いになるね

俺は犬派！！！断然いぬ派！！！犬がチョー好き！！

管理人A

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